I study fashion.
I know nothing about fashion, hilarity ensues!
I got really drunk on Friday night and someone made me hula hoop. Too much jager and a kids size hoop didn’t work but it made for a cool photo!
My 80’s swimsuit rulez
A lot of people seem to like retro kitschy homes, so here’s another beauty from the songwriter who penned hits like “September,” “Boogie Wonderland,” “Neutron Dance,” Theme from “Friends,” and many more!
Grammy & Emmy-winning Songwriter Allee Willis’s 1937 Streamline Moderne Stucco Home | Architect: William Kesling | Los Angeles, CA
Architects Richard Neutra & Rudolph Schindler had contempt for William Kesling’s less-than-rigorous adherence to Bauhaus principles.
i get a massive ladyboner when i see really nice floors
….You realize, of course, that Hermione Granger lit a teacher on fire when she was eleven, and kept a person alive in a jar for a year when she was fourteen, and studies dark and forbidden magics for kicks, and is one of the brightest and strongest witches of her era. If she came at me, even wandless, I would aparate to Neptune to get away from her.
Hermione Granger also:
- punched Draco Malfoy in the nose for being an idiot
- purposefully performed a confundus charm on whatshsface WHILE HE WAS FLYING just so Ron would win (omfg that is so fucking dangerous)
- literally pulled a fucking Bourne Identity on her parents and managed to set them up in fucking Australia (jesus christ she literally made it so that she NEVER EXISTED wtf that’s so fucking 007)
- Convinced the Ministry of Magic to give her an incredibly dangerous and volatile device that allowed her to ALTER TIMELINES COMPLETELY (just because she was so smart, literally, that is the reason, her “potential”)
- Has enough basic survival skills and badass magic to literally disappear to the middle of nowhere and flourish AND figure out Voldemort’s plot with Harry
- Hermione also figures out not only what Voldemort’s plan is, but generally how to beat it, WAY BEFORE VOLDEMORT EVER DOES. Why? because she is just that much smarter and better at magic than everybody else
in conclusion: Voldemort wishes he could be as awesome as Hermione, that’s why he wants to kill her so bad.
Can we rehave this series with hermione as the protagonist.
Hermione Granger and “That Time I Used the Power of Research and Deductive Reasoning to Make Sure Harry Didn’t Die”
Hermione Granger and “That time I figured shit out and literally ended up petrified for the cause and it took my friends weeks to figure out that I had the research on me”
Hermione Granger and “That Time I Was a Time Lord”
Hermione Granger and “That Time I Realized I was Hot and Smart and Saved Harry’s Ass with Research. Again. All the Time. Really, He Would Have Died Without Me.”
Hermione Granger and “That time Harry was too emo to actually do shit so I did shit in his name because I am the power behind the throne clearly also PS fought evil deatheaters and won”
Hermione Granger and “That Time I told Harry about the Dangers of Copying off Somebody’s else’s work that wasn’t mine and OH LOOK I WAS RIGHT”
Hermione Granger and “That Time I let Harry Decide Where to Go and What To do and we ended up wandering the forests of dean for like 5 months before saving his ass at Hogwarts”
The lovely Gabbie from Jaded Images took these photos of my clothing!
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You can buy the tops from here:
I made this top! I’ve been selling a couple, I don’t have them up on my store yet though. If you want one feel free to contact me via my ask box!
Photos from Damed magazine launch party! I had my ship headpiece on but it pinched my head so took it off. Two of the photos are from the way home where I was such a sleepy guy
I made a dress! Im going to be putting a print on the front, hopefully I don’t fuck it up cause that would suck. Anyway. Heres to cheap fabric.
P.s the tulle has stars on it